Spread Me Like The Buttery Slut I Am Vulva and beautifully designed suction vibrator

and beautifully designed suction vibrator from Share Satisfaction

when everything’s gone to shit and you just need to pour a drink

this dish proudly lets everyone know exactly where you stand

Insertable length: 4

Each board is engraved with a custom family name (or title like "Flatmate Rules" or "Kitchen Commandments") and a set of fun

Spread Me Like The Buttery Slut I Am Vulva and beautifully designed suction vibratorButter? Yes. Class? Questionable. This gloriously sweary butter dish is here to cause chaos on your countertop, and frankly, she loves it. Featuring the bold declaration: SPREAD ME LIKE THE BUTTERY SLUT I AM because why the hell should your kitchenware be boring? Perfect for serving sass with your sourdough, this ceramic butter dish is dishwasher safe, ridiculously giftable, and guaranteed to offend at least one boomer at brunch. Ideal for